Notable callers

Leroy Sinclair, or Deryl Nippernuck , is a native American who frequently calls in to criticize the hosts. Originally played by Richard in an attempt to make Steven break character, the role was taken over by the series' moderator RoadHammer.

Neil Legstrong is a deep sea biologist who was nearly killed after a chat member asked him to do a barrel roll which destroyed his FAP suit (Futuristic Aqua Protection). After this, the chatline held a fundraiser to buy him a new suit.

Ron Paulson was a "beef rancher" located in Cherry County, Nebraska , also played by Dustin Horrock. Ron Paulson received his own special edition on the Jesus Chatline.

Randall 'Baby' Stevens is a frequent caller who discusses issues related to his homosexuality and Steven and Richard's attempts to 'cure' him.

Priest Hans Peter Schwanzlutscher was an employee at the Vatican's media department who often made Richard crunch with his obscure old internet references.